The Ak-Sar-Ben Coronation

By jerrypettit

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     I see in today’s Omaha World Herald that the Knights of Ak-Sar-Ben (that’s “Nebraska” spelled backwards) had their annual coronation of King and Queen last night.

     Don’t get me wrong: I’m sure that this is a fine charitable organization.  They help sponsor 4-H, the local “River City Roundup”, and, in the case of the Coronation Ball, they help fund the Horatio Alger Association of Distinguished Americans Scholarship for quite a number of young people.

     But the whole “Coronation Ball” thing–am I the only one that finds  it a little, um, self-serving to have these wealthy old  members of “Omaha high society” get dressed up and take for themselves an 18-year-old Queen?  (Not to mention, surrounding themselves with a number of strapping young Ak-Sar-Ben “pages”).

Shame on me for having these “uncharitable” thoughts–again, I have no reason to think anything bad about these good people and how they spend their Coronation Ball money.  And I note that the “Charity Navigator” website that I wrote of earlier gives the Horatio Alger Association of Distinguished Americans four stars: a very good rating.

Maybe it is the tie-in with notorious pedophile Horatio Alger that is subconsciously bothering me.  He left Harvard Divinity School abruptly after having sexual relations with several teen-aged boys.

Good for the Ak-Sar-Ben Knights giving money to charity.  Maybe just a little less noisily…?

One Response to “The Ak-Sar-Ben Coronation”

  1. Clint Says:

    They look frightening.

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